A blond girl came home from school one day all excited: "Mommy, Mommy, guess what? Today we worked on the alphabet and the furthest anyone else could get was to G. I said 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L.'" The mother said "That's nice dear." Then the girl said "We also worked on numbers and the furthest anyone else could get was to 5. I said '1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.'" Again, the mother said "That's nice dear." Then the girl said "Next we had PE and all the girls compared breasts in the locker room and none of the others had any. Look at these," she said, proudly displaying her 36Ds. "Is this because I'm blond?" No dear," the mother replied, "it's because you're 25."

 

Harsh but true

 

LMAO! Come over here little girl.

 

He he he

 

I think that the Raptor must be on the same e-mail joke list as me or something!!!!

 

Jjames- Is it Nobby O?

 

'fraid not George, but I do know Timmy O......

do you reckon they are brothers?????

 

If only this joke came with illustrations........................

 

Illustrations can be found at www.buxomblond.com

 

It's better to leave it to the imagination