Three couples are out on their routine golf date. The day is windy, but they proceed anyway. Little do the men know, but the three housewives have a scheme up their sleeves...err...skirts.

The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Blimy, why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, the old ones wore out and you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford to buy any." The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says "For goodness sake, here's 50 pounds, go and buy yourself some decent clothing."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee." Her skirt blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Holy Mother of God, you've no knickers, why not?" asks the Irishman. "She replies "I can't afford any on the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says "For the sake of decency, here's 20 pounds, go and buy yourself some underwear."

Lastly, The Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also blows her skirt well over her waist to reveal that she too is naked under it. "Hoot, lassie, why d'ye have no knickers?" She too explains "You don't give me enough housekeeping money to be able to afford any." The Scot reaches into his pocket and says "For the sake of decency, Lass, here's a comb. Tidy yourself up a bit."

 

LMAO!

 

You forgot the 4th couple - the Welsh couple...

Her skirt lifted in the breeze.

"Ewe? Ya need a shearin', luv."

 

ROFLMAO, now that's probably a true story.

 

Me too.

 

ROTFLMAO!! that was funny.