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Firefighters cut and pried the by-then exhausted woman free with saws, crowbars and the Jaws of Life, a special tool usually reserved for ripping open car doors to free passengers trapped in wreckage.
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The restaurant's manager says the doorway leading to the rest rooms was "normal size," but in a nod to political correctness after the fact, commented that the woman "had an alternative body image and unfortunately got wedged as she tried to go through."
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The victim, 41, says she's planning to sue the restaurant and its patrons for actual and punitive damages in excess of $20,000.
You're suing the restaurant because you're too fat to get through a doorway? I'm too big to fit in an F1 car, maybe I should sue the manufacturers for limiting my career options...
