I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:
* I do physical labor.
*I work at great depths.
*I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
*I do not get weekends or public holidays off. *I work in a damp environment.> I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
*I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,

P. Niss

{SEE RESPONSE BELOW}

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The Response:

Dear Mr. P. Niss:
After assessing your request, and upon considering the arguments you
have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

*You fall asleep after brief work periods.
*You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
*You do not stay in your designated area and are -
often seen visiting other locations.
* You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and -
stimulated in order to

start working.
*You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
* You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as -
wearing the correct protective clothing.
*You will retire well before you are 65.
*You are unable to work double shifts.
*You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have -
completed the assigned task.
*And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering -
and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,

V. Gina

 

poor guy

 

Bald spitters are losers.

 

I don't think I'd rise to any occaision if my workplace had an asshole next door.

 

screw the asshole too.

 

 

I like this tread cuz it haz my Name in it

 

 

dontcha know Mom's Name not the one that starts with P

 

of course i do it just made me because of what word should be there instead of V gina