A panda walked into a bar and went up to the barman and said: "I want a steak and kidney pie and a Coke please." The barman took his order and the Panda went
to sit down at a table. Soon, a waiter took over the meal, the Panda gobbled it up, thanked, tipped the waiter and paid his bill.

All seemed normal until the Panda pulled out a gun from the depths of his fur, pulled the trigger and BANG! shot the waiter dead.

The barman rushed over and said: "Argh!! You just shot my friend!!!" The Panda calmly replied: "Do you know what I am?" "Of Course I do," the barman answered,
"you're a Panda!" "Good," the Panda replied, "now go home and look me up in the dictionary." And with that, the Panda walked out of the bar.

The barman was a little unsure, but he was very eager to be enlightened on the subject of his friend's murder, so he went home to find his dictionary and
after a while he found 'panda' and quickly read the definition...
PANDA: 1. A black and white bear native to China. Eats shoots and leaves

 

Haha that cracked me up!

 

ROFL

 

hahaha

 

Good stuff Josh.

 

 

Nice one Josh

 

WB James-san. How was the vacation?

 

****ING AWESOME thanks Jack

How were your holidays ??

 

Pretty amazing actually, James. Not the same way yours was I'm sure, but amazing. Almost freaky.

One of my friends invited me to lunch with some Malaysians in Chicago whom we haven't met. Turns out one of them was a high school classmate. He's been in Chicago for two years, and I never even knew about it.

Also there was a very attractive young lady from none other than my hometown.