When I play rock/paper/scissors, I understand that
scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat
scissors, but there's no way paper can beat
rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around"
rock, rendering it immobile?

Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors?

Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why
aren't sheets of notebook paper constantly suffocating

students as they attempt to take notes in class?...
I'll tell you why-- BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY!
A rock would tear that stuff up in, like, 2 seconds.

When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock.

Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their

paper, I punch them in the face with my already
clenched fist and say, "Oh shoot, I'm sorry. I thought
paper would protect you."

 

 

beats rock

 

like water always wins.

 

:weakfarts:

 

Ewww that smell...