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Old Feb 4, 2008 | 04:42 PM
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So, where would you like me to shoot you...?


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Old Feb 4, 2008 | 04:55 PM
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Damn dude..... At what point did I become high on myself?


I can take care of shooting myself in my own foot thank you very much!
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Old Feb 4, 2008 | 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Ledfoot,Feb 4 2008, 08:28 PM
Why are people so clearly not-hot.... so high on themselves?


....I say....shoot to wound....
Skankiness = free muff shots
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Old Feb 4, 2008 | 04:59 PM
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titties.
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Old Feb 4, 2008 | 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Ledfoot,Feb 4 2008, 05:55 PM
Damn dude..... At what point did I become high on myself?


I can take care of shooting myself in my own foot thank you very much!
You know I'm just yankin' your chain. Goes right along with kicking you in the teeth...
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Old Feb 4, 2008 | 05:00 PM
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Oh...wait...that's YOU that kicks people in the teeth...

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Old Feb 4, 2008 | 05:04 PM
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No...mom wanted me to kick you in the junk..... It was never my original idea.....


.......ooooh.....wait.....yeah okay I did kick that guy in the teeth but 1) He wasn't a minor. 2) He was an armed robber and 3) his front teeth were on the sidewalk when I was done, so it wasn't like I could do it again.
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Old Feb 4, 2008 | 07:37 PM
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Urgh is it that time of year again? Girl Scouts selling cookies = legalized extortion.
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Old Feb 4, 2008 | 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Feb 5 2008, 05:47 AM
Ummmmm, what would FP say to that, James?
Nothing if she didn't find out !!!!
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Old Feb 4, 2008 | 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by raymo19,Feb 4 2008, 11:10 PM
Are you opening a club?
A friend of a friend is opening a strip club in England ... it's going to be called "Bare Necessities" and the tag line will be "Forget about your worries and your wife"
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