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Old Sep 28, 2005 | 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by jasonw,Sep 28 2005, 03:01 PM
I would rather become extinct than eaten!
Either way you are dead.
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Old Sep 28, 2005 | 02:08 PM
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To paraphrase a great movie, Paths of Glory...

1stSoldier: We are more scared about getting hurt than dieing.

2ndSoldier: How do you figure?

1st: Well, which would you prefer... being hit by a machine gun or being stabbed by a bayonet?

2nd: A machine gun, of course.

1st: Exactly. Me too. But what's the difference? They are both pieces of metal ripping into you. But a machine gun is quicker. A bayonet hurts like hell. We're more worried about feeling pain.

2nd: All I know is I don't want to die.

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Old Sep 28, 2005 | 02:10 PM
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:eat:

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Old Sep 28, 2005 | 02:11 PM
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wrong thread!

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Old Sep 28, 2005 | 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted by jasonw,Sep 28 2005, 06:01 PM
I would rather become extinct than eaten!
semantics thats like saying I'd rather be sucked than blown...
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Old Sep 28, 2005 | 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Sep 28 2005, 03:23 PM
semantics thats like saying I'd rather be sucked than blown...
Becoming extinct does not necessarily determine duration of life! Getting eaten almost always happens in your prime(beef pun)!
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Old Sep 28, 2005 | 02:30 PM
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Old Sep 28, 2005 | 03:24 PM
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Old Sep 28, 2005 | 03:54 PM
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Ha! Cool.
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Old Sep 28, 2005 | 05:04 PM
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