Not having a heated toilet seat when I'm shivering my ass off.

 

Candy ass.

 

Running out of toilet paper in the wee hour, knowing that the rest of the TP is in the garage and it's freezing out.

 

you and your toes

 

 

ohhhhhhhhhh i hate if someone moves my seat in the car!!!!!!!! its IMPOSSIBLE to get it back to the right spot, it takes days!!!!!!!

 

When mrsjedwards uses the car and turns off the Val One. I don't notice right away.

 

ya thats not to good!
ive done that at work when im sitting in the car t break and the radar will go off so ill turn it off then realize it when i am on teh highway doing 80 like why hasnt the radar gone off at all then i look and am like oh shit!!!!!

 

I'm encouraging her to just turn down the volume (preferably the "Mute" volume) so at least I get a visual cue.

 

... in turn she encourages me not to drive fast so there's not need to worry.