the bitch's name is Tanya, so if you really wanna fock with someone, call her :evil laugh:

 

I've already done it before

 

I think I'll call and inquire about mail order spam.

 

me:is tanya there?
some chick:may i ask who's calling?
it's joe.
she's not here now.
well when's she gonna be back?
around 7.
well i'll call back then. i really need to talk to her.
ok
can you leave a message that i called?
ok hold on a second (looks for a pen i assume) who's this again?
i'm joe, she knows who i am. thanks! bye
bye

 

call 281-288-9402


ask for alex


that's actually not me alex, that's my neighbor across the street


here's some info to make it more believable, if any of y'all are actually gonna go through with this:


alex parshall
freshman at klein collins high school
drives a 4-wheeler

 

Why don't I class as a Brit ???

 

i think he meant someone in mainland england


you would definitely qualify, but because you're currently in japan, you're an exception


duh

 

But I am still a Brit ... though I prefer to be referred to as English

 

ya ya ya

 

Better than being a septic anyway !!!!