I must say that the lack of fanfare and grand welcome was not so much in part to forgetting as simply not realizing the extent of my Darling Jenny's devilish streak as well as her desire to dip her sexy toes into this less than sanitary pond we call the Corner.

In a belated attempt to display my happiness and joy at her arrival I have written a few words of welcome in her very own thread.

 

I love just hearing your accents in my head as I read this stuff.

 

We do have super accents, don't we sweetie darling PL?

 

Oh Raaaaather Daaaaaaarling

One had better go and post in a reasonable angelic manner in one's own thread sweeeeetie darrrrrling

 

one just did sweetie darling, oh what joy one just had

 

Damn women! Have too much power over us!

 

seeing as this is my thread and is therefore allowed to be wicked wanton and naughty but so definately nice then you don't have to abide by the angel code one normally imposes on oneself... now listen angelface...no listen...the rule book clearly states that one can down halo and fanfare in small bursts to sample the "bad" side to clearly demonstrate the said trappings and downfalls which can befest (word ) oneself and thus clearly demonstrate the "arrhhhhhh" white path to the sky illuminated by rosy cherubs.....see that means you can be naughty delivish over here if you want

 

cool then fcuk this i'm going somewhere else to be a

 

oooops I mean, oh goodie, its so exciting one can be naughty.....ok show one how to be naughty and one will try and follow suit.. Mmmmmmm suits

 

Well daaaarrrrrling, one can be deliciously naughty but it helps if one is wearing quite daring little rascals to boosts ones wickedness wanton levels, one may have to remove them to ensure one does not have a naughty overdose, but one must ensure that when removing aforementioned little rascals one does not become too entertained and titilated as one may be in danger of forgetting why one was removing them in the the first place, of course to ensure one's angel halo fits securly and snugly back into place on one's perfectly angelic head and the volume can then be restored to normal levels of "arrrhhhhhhhhh" for the fanfares to continue without too much perforation damage to ones perfectly angelic eardrums...