Our lager,

Which art in barrels,

Hallowed be thy drink.

Thy will be drunk,

(I will be drunk),

At home as in the tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head,

And forgive us our spillages,

As we forgive those who spill against us.

And lead us not to incarceration,

But deliver us from hangovers.

For thine is the beer, The bitter and The lager.

Forever and ever.

 

I can't believe with all the worshippers we have no one even posted in here.

 

 

 

"But deliver us from hangovers."




Now wouldn't that be great!

 

Guess I need to start praying more often.

 

Well it is for a worthy cause.

 

I wonder if there is a prayer to the porcelain god too?

"Oh please god......not again!"

 

Yes there is,



But trust me it didn't work.

 

Our toilet,
which art in bathrooms,
hallowed by thy bowl.
Thy will be fill,
(I will have puked),
at home as on the sidewalk.

Give us this day our daily flush,
and forgive our spillages
as we forgive those who spill against us. (funny how it works for puking in a toilet and drinking beer )
Lead us not to dry vomiting
but deliver us from ambulances,
For thine is The Porcelain, The Bowl and The Water,
forever and ever, amen.