Politically Correct...
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Politically Correct...
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK.
- She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER.
- She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
3. She is not EASY.
- She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
4. She is not DUMB.
- She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
5. She has not BEEN AROUND.
- She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
6. She is not an AIRHEAD.
- She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY.
- She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS.
- She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
9. She does not NAG YOU.
- She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
10. She is not a SLUT.
- She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
11. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS.
- She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
12. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE.
- She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.
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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a BEER GUT.
- He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
2. He is not a BAD DANCER.
- He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME.
- He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
4. He is not BALDING.
- He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER.
- He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK.
- He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS.
- He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG.
- He has SWINE EMPATHY.
9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT.
- He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED
10. He is not HORNY.
- He is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
11. It's not his crack you see hanging out of his pants.....
- It is REAR CLEAVAGE.
1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK.
- She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER.
- She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
3. She is not EASY.
- She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
4. She is not DUMB.
- She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
5. She has not BEEN AROUND.
- She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
6. She is not an AIRHEAD.
- She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY.
- She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS.
- She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
9. She does not NAG YOU.
- She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
10. She is not a SLUT.
- She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
11. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS.
- She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
12. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE.
- She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.
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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a BEER GUT.
- He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
2. He is not a BAD DANCER.
- He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME.
- He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
4. He is not BALDING.
- He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER.
- He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK.
- He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS.
- He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG.
- He has SWINE EMPATHY.
9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT.
- He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED
10. He is not HORNY.
- He is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
11. It's not his crack you see hanging out of his pants.....
- It is REAR CLEAVAGE.
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