Poor Joe...
04-19-2002, 08:20 AM
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Poor Joe...
OH NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
> JOE'S HEADACHE
>
> Joe was a successful lawyer, but as he got older he was increasingly
> hampered by incredible headaches. When his career and love life started to
> suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred from one specialist
to
> another, he finally came across an old country doctor who solved the
> problem.
>
> "The good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will
> require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your
> testicles to press up against the base of your spine and the pressure
> creates one hell of headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to
> remove the testicles."
>
> Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he has anything to live
>for.
> He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had >no
choice
> but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital he was without a
> headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing
an
> important part of himself.
>
> As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different
> person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's
> clothing store and thought, "That's what I need, a new suit!"
>
> He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The
> elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."
>
> Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60
> years!" Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.
>
> As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new
> shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure..." The salesman
eyed
> Joe and said, "Let's see... 34 sleeve and....16 and a half >neck." Joe
was
> surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60
> years!" Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.
>
> As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about
> >new shoes?" Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure ..." The salesman eyed
Joe's
> feet and said, "Let's see...10-1/2...E." Joe was astonished, "That's
right,
> how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!"
>
> Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably
around
> the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"
>
> Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure..." The salesman stepped back,
eyed
> Joe's waist and said, "Let's see...size 36." Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got
you!
> I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old."
>
> The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. It will press your
> testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a
> headache."
> JOE'S HEADACHE
>
> Joe was a successful lawyer, but as he got older he was increasingly
> hampered by incredible headaches. When his career and love life started to
> suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred from one specialist
to
> another, he finally came across an old country doctor who solved the
> problem.
>
> "The good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will
> require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your
> testicles to press up against the base of your spine and the pressure
> creates one hell of headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to
> remove the testicles."
>
> Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he has anything to live
>for.
> He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had >no
choice
> but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital he was without a
> headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing
an
> important part of himself.
>
> As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different
> person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's
> clothing store and thought, "That's what I need, a new suit!"
>
> He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The
> elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."
>
> Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60
> years!" Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.
>
> As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new
> shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure..." The salesman
eyed
> Joe and said, "Let's see... 34 sleeve and....16 and a half >neck." Joe
was
> surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60
> years!" Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.
>
> As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about
> >new shoes?" Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure ..." The salesman eyed
Joe's
> feet and said, "Let's see...10-1/2...E." Joe was astonished, "That's
right,
> how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!"
>
> Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably
around
> the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"
>
> Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure..." The salesman stepped back,
eyed
> Joe's waist and said, "Let's see...size 36." Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got
you!
> I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old."
>
> The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. It will press your
> testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a
> headache."
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04-19-2002, 01:00 PM
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I think it's less than a 'J' (pronounced 'juh') now. He's less than half the man he used to be and he'll most likely take it out on the doctor (hence my prev. post).