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From: Pt. A to Pt. B via VTEC!!
Originally Posted by Ledfoot,Apr 12 2005, 02:03 PM
Well for a while I was hiding out in my palace, but these weird looking guys in tan jumpsuits and BIG bike helmets started shooting up the place...So I ran away. I didn't have my wallet on me, since I had just woken up...Hell I still had bed-hair.... So I had to bunk up in West Virginia in my friend's tool shed. It was a mess! I can now honetly say that I've used a Craftsman scroll saw for a pillow.....at least the hay bales were soft.....but that was mostly because they were wet:
But then those same weirdos in jumpsuits came to find me. So I did the only thing I could do. I started digging to China! Hell there were seven shovels in that tool shed...I coulda made it. But those jumpsuit-dudes saw me tossing the loose dirt out the shed window...so they caught me. Amazing how fast my beard grows nowadays....
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Thanks QT
I'd have been around more, but my practice is just off the wall! "Dr. Focker! I need new breasts!"...."Can I get a breast lift Dr. Focker?"...."Would you give me a breast exam Dr. Focker?"......"Do my D-sized implants feel real to you, Dr. Focker?"... "Are my nipples perky enough when you rub them Dr. Focker?"....*sigh* WHAT A NIGHTMARE!
I'd have been around more, but my practice is just off the wall! "Dr. Focker! I need new breasts!"...."Can I get a breast lift Dr. Focker?"...."Would you give me a breast exam Dr. Focker?"......"Do my D-sized implants feel real to you, Dr. Focker?"... "Are my nipples perky enough when you rub them Dr. Focker?"....*sigh* WHAT A NIGHTMARE!