I predict SweetJ will get the new job.

I predict Vmom will finally post something in English, not Momish.

 

I wouldn't hold my breath on that second one if I were you...she even TALKS that way!

 

I predict a high likelihood that I'll be riding the Seattle to Portland bike ride again this coming summer.

 

i predict i'll still be a bum

 

Ahhhhhh the New Year's Resolution! A promise, made to noone in particular that is almost always never fully kept. A sign to all that, hey, you have the best of intentions....but you don't quite have the willpower.

For my resolution I am going to be patient and nice to all!...No more ranting and raving and suggesting to The Almighty that perhaps, just maybe, he should strike certain individuals down with a bolt of lightning on a clear day, setting them ablaze. Nono...from January 1st of 2005 on? I will be a squishy nerf-ball-like joy producer for all I come across! Back into my car? It's okay...I'm sure you'll remember your glasses next time around. Writing a check in the ten items or less line at the supermarket? That's okay....maybe your checkcard is tired.

Yessir....I'll be a regular old motivational speaker....guaranteed!*


















*not a guaruntee

 

chaps for prez

 

I wish!

 

when's your birthday again?


:huntsforasslesschapsgroupbuy:

 

I have no birthday.....I'm a robot.....

 

Bitch.