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Old Sep 29, 2009 | 12:51 PM
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Check OT for what?
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Old Sep 29, 2009 | 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Sep 29 2009, 01:51 PM
Check OT for what?
A guy had been dating his girlfriend for over a year and they decided to get married. There was only one problem: her beautiful younger sister. The prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near him and he always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her little sister called and asked him to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when he arrived, wearing a see through negilgee, and she whispered to him that she had feelings and desires for him that she couldn’t overcome. She told him that she wanted him just once before he got married and committed his life to her sister. Well, he was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.” He was stunned and frozen in shock as he watched her go up the stairs. He stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. He opened the door and headed straight towards his car. His future family was standing on the front lawn, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, his father-in-law to be hugged him and said “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.” And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
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Old Sep 29, 2009 | 01:09 PM
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Old Sep 29, 2009 | 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Sep 29 2009, 12:37 PM
Check OT.
I did. the joke sucked.
my joke is better.
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Old Sep 29, 2009 | 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by brantshali,Sep 29 2009, 11:32 AM
I'm not entirely sure. Things have been somewhat surreal of late. Settling down, though, and I'll probably be looking for a job before too long...but still have a few loose ends to tie up.

How're you doing?
still working. Thankful that I still have a job.
got married.
still riding, not as much as before.
automotive news - still driving same car. Thinking about upgrading but wife said no chance in 09. Will have to wait 1-2years.
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Old Sep 29, 2009 | 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Sep 29 2009, 02:00 PM
A guy had been dating his girlfriend for over a year and they decided to get married. There was only one problem: her beautiful younger sister. The prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near him and he always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her little sister called and asked him to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when he arrived, wearing a see through negilgee, and she whispered to him that she had feelings and desires for him that she couldn’t overcome. She told him that she wanted him just once before he got married and committed his life to her sister. Well, he was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.” He was stunned and frozen in shock as he watched her go up the stairs. He stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. He opened the door and headed straight towards his car. His future family was standing on the front lawn, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, his father-in-law to be hugged him and said “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.” And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
Stealing this one to post in Vintage. Good one, George.
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Old Sep 29, 2009 | 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by S2020,Sep 21 2009, 08:54 AM
what do you call a pig that fly yesterday?? Swine flew.
THat's funny?
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Old Sep 29, 2009 | 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Kyras,Sep 29 2009, 02:42 PM
Stealing this one to post in Vintage. Good one, George.
How is vintage, Patty? I should come visit.
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Old Sep 29, 2009 | 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Sep 29 2009, 01:46 PM
THat's funny?
he he he...
ha ha ha...
ho ho ho...
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Old Sep 29, 2009 | 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by S2020,Sep 29 2009, 02:41 PM
still working. Thankful that I still have a job.
got married.
still riding, not as much as before.
automotive news - still driving same car. Thinking about upgrading but wife said no chance in 09. Will have to wait 1-2years.
Quit my job. Got divorced. Barely riding at all.

About the only thing we have in common is still driving the same car...but your's is nicer than mine...
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