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FAIL, exciting and new
Come Aboard. We're expecting you.
FAIL, life's lamest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.
FAIL Boat soon will be making another run
The FAIL Boat promises nothing for everyone
Set a course for your failure,
Your mind on a botched romance.
FAIL won't hurt anymore
It's a middle finger while watching Dinah Shore.
Yes FAAAAAAAIIIILLLLL! It's FAIL!
FAIL Boat soon the OP will have the runs.
The FAIL Boat promises nothing for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
but you wind up in Fort Wayne.
FAIL won't hurt anymore
It's a crooked smile on the salesfloor.
It's FAAAAAAAAIL! It's FAIL! It's FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL!
It's the FAAAAAIL BOAT!
Come Aboard. We're expecting you.
FAIL, life's lamest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.
FAIL Boat soon will be making another run
The FAIL Boat promises nothing for everyone
Set a course for your failure,
Your mind on a botched romance.
FAIL won't hurt anymore
It's a middle finger while watching Dinah Shore.
Yes FAAAAAAAIIIILLLLL! It's FAIL!
FAIL Boat soon the OP will have the runs.
The FAIL Boat promises nothing for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
but you wind up in Fort Wayne.
FAIL won't hurt anymore
It's a crooked smile on the salesfloor.
It's FAAAAAAAAIL! It's FAIL! It's FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL!
It's the FAAAAAIL BOAT!
No, this is wrong:

First off, it's a Zeppelin, not a boat. The Boat, in German, das Boot, is neuter-gendered. Zeppelin, however is masculine, hence, Der Zeppelin.
So, really, it's not Das Failboot, but rather Der Failzeppelin. If you really want to make the joke more German, you could probably do something really stupid, like Das ErsatzweiseZeppelin.

First off, it's a Zeppelin, not a boat. The Boat, in German, das Boot, is neuter-gendered. Zeppelin, however is masculine, hence, Der Zeppelin.
So, really, it's not Das Failboot, but rather Der Failzeppelin. If you really want to make the joke more German, you could probably do something really stupid, like Das ErsatzweiseZeppelin.






