Well

 

Andy-

I posted this in another thread a few minutes ago. The deal's off. I'm sending you my prize capybara.

 

What the heck is a capybara and is it as tasty as a sheep.

 

My question exactly.

 

As Richard Nixon often said at press conferences, "I'm glad you asked me that question." A capybara is a tailless, largely aquatic furry South American rodent often exceeding four feet in length. Basically a giant guinea pig that likes to swim. it's extraordinarily delicious in a basil sauce.

 

I know the animal, can you have it gutted for me please.
The fur would make some nice slippers.

 

You're on your own there, Andy. Martha is coming to you in a steamer trunk with feeding instructions.

 

Butt out, Metro. Andy, do you want the guts sent as well? They make a nice windshield de-icer.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Raptor
[B]Butt out, Metro.

 

Who's Sasha.