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Old Dec 24, 2008 | 10:26 AM
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My birthday's on Christmas. The dual purpose gift was invented for me. When I was a kid, I came to expect a nice Christmas present with a nice Christmas card. On the inside of the Christmas card was Scotch Taped a stale green jellybean, usually cracked. Next to the jellybean was written (in the penmanship of an obviously inebriated person): Oh, yeah, by the way, Happy Birthday, you little asshole!"
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Old Dec 24, 2008 | 10:32 AM
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Old Dec 24, 2008 | 11:05 AM
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At least your family had money for such lavish gifts
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Thanks for my second-favorite Christmas story, you old asshole!
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HBD, RB!!!
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Old Dec 24, 2008 | 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by problem_child' date='Dec 24 2008, 12:22 PM
HBD, RB!!!
Thanks' PC!
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[quote name='The Raptor' date='Dec 24 2008, 02:26 PM']...Oh, yeah, by the way, Happy Birthday, you little asshole!"
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