About 90% of my e-mail at home is . Yahoo does a decent job of filtering, but it misses a lot too... Today I got:

gabrielson pesner | Everything you want to be aware of about vehicle extended warranties
Zane Bohrn | Your XANAX Prescription is ready.. (Because I have high anxiety!)
Carlo Moyer | Supercharge your sexual battery avyso (I prefer turbos, actually...)
Dionis Lauree | persuading (me to open this shitty e-mail?)
This Blue Pill | Will Change your love life tomorrow (Actually I got 3 of these today. My love life must really be bad!)
Bev | Free Night Out 3154 (uh huh.)
Brittney | Online Auction 3752 (which I wouldn't bid on anyway)
Elenor | Get Paid To Drive 6112 (already do)
Aletha | Get your degree online 6281 (already have one)
Clifford Glover | See the Paris Hilton video everyone is talking about (Have better p0rn)
Kathy | propel yourself forward (off a cliff)
Sophie Gimmieit | The males say it's such a waste that I'm a lesbo. I laugh at them (no, we just don't want to pay to see you eat out some fat bitch)
Lucky Deals | New Stock Profile! (symbol:ELIN) Watch This Stock Trade (I get this one 1-3 times a day... ELIN doesn't even exist, it's ELIN:OB, and it's a shitty "integrated technology solutions" company...)
Amanda Rights | She's got full lips, big natural mellons and is on the big screen (good for her)
Melodie | Congratulations you just won a free prize 1886 (yay, I won a lifetime supply of email!)
Financial Aid | Your Federal Stafford Loan (sorry, paid it off, ers.)

 

hmm..i don't see the penis patch.
i get that email all the time..


maybe they're trying to tell me something

 

stop giving your email adress to porn sites....

 

I get so many too.

 

stop giving your email adress to porn sites.......

 

alot of hot and horny sexy sluts want me...i wonder where they are waiting

 

I get an average of 1,150 s per day on my office email.

 

 

Today's dosage...

Terra Nash You deserve this baihqvtin xfnscbuj (No, I don't... leave me alone)
Bette Neff Fwd: Save 40%-90% on Hundreds of Prescription Drugs qgijr upz
ciesaoxeoke@ yahoo.com Let's go ahead and order here.Incredible. iqgddgwiuieylcxqop
gyfurvygg@yahoo.com Womens health mens health sexual health.Take a look. qgilcmcadoaroynntbf
senseman swets Terrific car comprehensive warranty (yay?)
DeVry University Finally, degree programs that fit your life ( devry...)
Avalanche Gifts NASCAR Limited-Edition Holiday Gifts
Martin lnterestrates are at an alltime low - don't miss out this time - get the cash yo... (because I have so much debt to consolidate )
Holiday Gift Club 3 silk ties for $3
Shawna Great high quality laser pen
Linda Showtime Rotisserie & BBQ Oven Just in time for the Holidays!
Cindy Showtime Rotisserie & BBQ Oven Just in time for the Holidays
Animal Lover Free Pet Treats
Colorful Natural Products Expert manhood growth Westsidebilly (This I might need...)
Tracy The American Dream, owning your own home
Cris-CrossUSA Your memorabilia answer (to a question I didn't fockin ask!)
Amanda The American Dream, owning your own home

What I really want to see is Linda & Cindy and Tracy & Amanda in a naked mud wrestling competition. The winner's get to offer me their shitty products.

 

Oh, yeah... I got zero legitimate e-mails...