and so does ing

 

I like Spam!! And I like Spaming

 

As much as I hate to say it, I agree with wicky. If armageddon, the destruction of mankind, was the purpose for being here that's just plain silly.

That's not to say that I don't think there are some fine candidates for their own personal armageddon, just that I don't think we should strive to all destroy ourselves.

Besides, if the destruction of mankind is our manifest destiny, doesn't that mean that we're all suicidal and isn't that viewed as a sin by the church? Seems kinda silly that organized religion would strive to shun all of their believers...

Anyway, my interest in armageddon has waned. I believe I shall be going now...

:walks from room:

:closes door:

 

: locks door :

: throws away the key :

 

:shoots militant femi-nazis:

Bitches failed in their plan... they need to die.

 

Thanks for locking me inside, wicksterino...

Damn hippy tree-huggers!

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

I think the most accurate signs of armageddon are:

-Josh choking to death on a bagel
-VTECMOM turns out to be a guy
-Luke really IS Ray Liotta
-Jimmy Led actually does buy another 'S', and it gets stolen the same day... from the mall
-Kathy starts posting again
-Raptor becomes a hippy
-James leaves Tokyo... without his 'S'
-Peter reveals he's actually from New Zealand
-Lesley becomes a lesbian
-We find out that Jack is really from Utah... and a Mormon
-Spa sells his 'S' and buys a Geo Metro... yes, a green one
-Robb moves to a warmer climate
-John is actually busted for the years he spent as a male prostitute
-Chazmo quit his job to sell Avon
-and I lose all taste for photo-cropping pictures in the corner




If these things happen, you can start worrying!