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Old May 1, 2002 | 06:09 PM
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Little does this slut know I work in the industry...

[18:51] valerie_cruce2001: Hey what's up?
[18:51] bageler: not much, u?
[18:51] valerie_cruce2001: just chillin
[18:51] bageler:
[18:52] bageler: how's that working out for ya?
[18:52] valerie_cruce2001: it's shitty
[18:53] valerie_cruce2001: I'd rather be smokin a phat ass blunt lol
[18:53] bageler: haha
[18:53] valerie_cruce2001: how old r u?
[18:53] bageler: 23ish
[18:53] bageler: u?
[18:54] valerie_cruce2001: 20
[18:56] bageler: where from?
[18:56] valerie_cruce2001: Perry,Florida
[18:57] bageler: coolio
[18:58] valerie_cruce2001: so u got a pic
[18:59] bageler: up on yahoo
[19:00] valerie_cruce2001: u wanna see my pics?
[19:00] bageler: sure, where are they?
[19:02] *** valerie_cruce2001 has sent you a file! (http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/msgr/valerie_cruc...mp/_0923-18.jpg).
[19:03] bageler: damn girl that pic is tiny
[19:03] *** valerie_cruce2001 has sent you a file! (http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/msgr/valerie_cruc...mp/_0923-43.jpg).
[19:03] valerie_cruce2001: sorry
[19:03] *** valerie_cruce2001 has sent you a file! (http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/msgr/valerie_cruc...mp/_0923-80.jpg).
[19:04] bageler: so are you a biology major at college too?
[19:05] bageler: I bet you have a live webcam
[19:05] valerie_cruce2001: nope sorry
[19:05] bageler: haha okay
[19:06] bageler: half the girls that send me nudie pics do, and try to get me to pay to talk to them
[19:06] bageler: sorry
[19:06] valerie_cruce2001: hey that isn't my pics them are my gf's wanna see my pic?
[19:07] bageler: LOL this is great! yeah show me your pic
[19:07] *** valerie_cruce2001 has sent you a file! (http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/msgr/valerie_cruc...p/nativepic.jpg).
[19:07] valerie_cruce2001: I only have one
[19:07] bageler: you sure that's you and not another one of your gf's?
[19:08] valerie_cruce2001: That's me
[19:08] valerie_cruce2001: I just like showing my gf off
[19:08] bageler: haha ok
[19:08] bageler: do you do any content production or just for fun?
[19:10] bageler: you there?
[19:13] bageler: awww, but you were turning me on!
[19:14] bageler: haha
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Old May 1, 2002 | 06:19 PM
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girls are a tease, they send you only a couple of pics and leave you horny and disappointed
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Old May 2, 2002 | 06:01 AM
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Originally posted by mYuuki
girls are a tease, they send you only a couple of pics and leave you horny and disappointed
You would know, right?

Bageler, how can you ever really tell if that IS the person you're talking to and not some pregnant mom in Jersey? It was funny, nonetheless.
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Old May 2, 2002 | 12:28 PM
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The point is, I knew it probably was some pregnant white trash jerseyite and was just fvcking with her I work in the adult entertainment industry, I know all the tricks and how they teach the girls to act. Hell, I could pull it off myself if it really came down to it.


me: "Hey big man, you like these pics?"
:sends pics of some random hot chick:
rube: "oh yeah, you turn me on baby"
me: "go to http://somepornosite.com and you can see more pics of me and live video of me having sex"
rube: "hot damn! Where do I enter my creditcard?"




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Old May 3, 2002 | 06:15 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Unabageler
[B]The point is, I knew it probably was some pregnant white trash jerseyite and was just fvcking with her
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Old May 4, 2002 | 05:27 AM
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Originally posted by Cubic Inch

THAT WAS YOU!?!?!?!????
heh heh heh....
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Old May 4, 2002 | 02:32 PM
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Originally posted by Cubic Inch

THAT WAS YOU!?!?!?!????
ROFLMAO


That was hilarious! You rule Carlo
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Old May 4, 2002 | 07:28 PM
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Cubic "The Rube" Inch





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Old May 4, 2002 | 07:33 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Unabageler
[B]The point is, I knew it probably was some pregnant white trash jerseyite and was just fvcking with her
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Old May 4, 2002 | 10:15 PM
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Originally posted by AVXs2000


or it could be him.



~* hahha..that's right... *~
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