Redhead vs. Blonde...
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Redhead vs. Blonde...
A Redhead and a Blonde
A redhead walks into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. She sits down next to this blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The redhead turns to the blonde and says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." The redhead placed $20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 dollars to the redhead and said, "All is fair. Here is your money.."
The redhead replies, "Honey, I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." The blonde replies, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."
A redhead walks into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. She sits down next to this blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The redhead turns to the blonde and says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." The redhead placed $20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 dollars to the redhead and said, "All is fair. Here is your money.."
The redhead replies, "Honey, I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." The blonde replies, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."
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Oldie but a goody. 
There are three mice at the bar.
The first mouse says, "For my morning workout, I find the rat trap, set it off, and when the bar comes down I catch it in my teeth, grab it and bench press it 100 times."
The second mouse says, "When I get up in the morning, I find the rat poison, grind it into a fine powder and put it in my coffee to help me get through the day."
Then the first two mice look at the third mouse, waiting for his response.
The third mouse sighs deeply and says, "To hell with this shit, I gotta go home and f*ck the cat."
There are three mice at the bar.
The first mouse says, "For my morning workout, I find the rat trap, set it off, and when the bar comes down I catch it in my teeth, grab it and bench press it 100 times."
The second mouse says, "When I get up in the morning, I find the rat poison, grind it into a fine powder and put it in my coffee to help me get through the day."
Then the first two mice look at the third mouse, waiting for his response.
The third mouse sighs deeply and says, "To hell with this shit, I gotta go home and f*ck the cat."
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What's the difference between a mallard with a cold and your mom?
Well, the mallard with a cold is a sick duck, and... I don't know how the rest goes but your mom is a whore.
Well, the mallard with a cold is a sick duck, and... I don't know how the rest goes but your mom is a whore.