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Old Mar 11, 2003 | 09:41 AM
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now you can play it with the babelfish translator!!!

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[QUOTE]Original English Text:
The corner is full of whores

Translated to Japanese:
コーナーは売春婦の完全である

Translated back to English:
The corner the prostitute is complete

Translated to Chinese:
这个拐角妓女是完全的

Translated back to English:
This corner prostitute is complete

Translated to Korean:
이 코너 매춘부는 완전하다

Translated back to English:
This corner prostitution it is complete it blows

Translated to French:
Cette prostitution faisante le coin qu'il est complet il souffle

Translated back to English:
This making prostitution the corner which it is complete it blows

Translated to German:
Diese bildende Prostitution, welche, die Ecke, die es es komplett ist, durchbrennt

Translated back to English:
This screen end prostitution, which, the corner through, burns which is complete it it,

Translated to Italian:
Questa prostituzione di conclusione dello schermo, cui, il angolo con, si brucia che
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Old Mar 11, 2003 | 09:43 AM
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Original English Text:
the ocean waves gently lap at the shore.

Translated to Japanese:
海洋の波は海岸で穏やかに重なり合 。

Translated back to English:
The wave of the ocean to be piled up calmly in the seashore.

Translated to Chinese:
海洋的波浪被 镇静地海滨。

Translated back to English:
The sea wave is piled calmly the seashore.

Translated to Korean:
바다 파는 평온하게 해변이라 쌓는다.

Translated back to English:
The ocean the constant temperature which sells it does and as the
beach piles up.

Translated to French:
L'oc
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Old Mar 11, 2003 | 09:48 AM
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Original English Text:
I like to smear jam on my woman's ass before I pound her.

Translated to Japanese:
私が彼女をpound 前に私は私の女性のろばの込み合い 塗りつけ
るのを好む。

Translated back to English:
Me her I my woman am slow before the pound, it is accustomed to
painting in being crowded, る likes.

Translated to Chinese:
我她I 上午减慢在磅的我的妇女, 它之前 惯绘在拥挤? 喜欢。

Translated back to English:
My her I morning reduces speed in the pound mine woman, before it the custom draws in is crowded? Likes.

Translated to Korean:
관례가 안으로 당기는 군집 의 앞에, 나의 그녀는 I 아침 파
운드 광산 여자안에 속도를 감소한다? 좋아하는 것.

Translated back to English:
The custom is stimulated in inside, will be crowded on the front, my
she I morning green onion fortune tu diminishes a speed inside the
mine woman? Like.

Translated to French:
La coutume est-elle stimul
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Old Mar 11, 2003 | 10:34 AM
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HAHAAHAHA! I love it!

Where do you find this stuff?
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Old Mar 11, 2003 | 12:03 PM
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this one was a good ol' fashioned random find
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Old Mar 11, 2003 | 12:03 PM
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ROFLMAO

Great post Josh, that's hilarious.
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Old Mar 11, 2003 | 04:32 PM
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Hysterical ...

:shakes head, laughing:
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Old Mar 11, 2003 | 04:55 PM
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I love it!
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Old Mar 11, 2003 | 05:01 PM
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What the hell!!!!!



--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Original English Text:
beer is good for you
Translated to Japanese:
ビールはあなたのためによい



Translated back to English:
The beer is good because of you

Translated to Chinese:
啤酒是好由于你



Translated back to English:
The beer is is good as a result of you

Translated to Korean:
맥주는 너의 결과으로서 좋다 이다



Translated back to English:
Pulse as your result which it gives it is good, is

Translated to French:
L'impulsion en tant que votre r
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Old Mar 11, 2003 | 05:03 PM
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Or how about this one!


Original English Text:
the whores are all monkeys
Translated to Japanese:
売春婦は猿すべてである



Translated back to English:
The prostitute is monkey everything

Translated to Chinese:
妓女是猴子一切



Translated back to English:
The prostitute is monkey all

Translated to Korean:
매춘부는 원숭이 모두 이다



Translated back to English:
Prostitution the monkey which it blows all is

Translated to French:
La prostitution le singe qu'elle souffle toute est



Translated back to English:
The prostitution the monkey which it blows all is



Translated to German:
Die Prostitution der Affe, dem sie alle durchbrennt, ist



Translated back to English:
The prostitution the ape, which it burns all through, is



Translated to Italian:
La prostituzione la scimmia, cui si brucia interamente attraverso,
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