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Restaurant Settles Condom-In-Soup Lawsuit

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Old Jan 13, 2004 | 10:50 AM
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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Seafood restaurant chain McCormick & Schmick's has settled a lawsuit brought by a California woman who said she suffered severe emotional distress after she discovered a condom in her clam chowder, a company spokesman says.

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I wonder if that was really clam chowder the condom was in?


Customer "Sir, there is a condom in my Man Chowder"

Resturant "Sorry, we use rubber when preparing all of our soups, it happens"
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Old Jan 13, 2004 | 11:09 AM
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maybe it ran out of the clam when the waiter was done.....
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Old Jan 13, 2004 | 11:35 AM
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They should have given her coupons for The Rainbow Rubber Condom Company ("A world of condoms -- save the humans!") in Vancouver or Victoria. They have Pleasure Plus, Tri-Color, Erotica, Chocolate, Paradise Super-Sensitive, Grape, and Glow-In-The-Dark penetrator (to boldly glow where no one's gone before). Each comes with a detailed instruction manual with photos. 100 Market Square, 560 Johnson Street, Victoria, BC V8W 3C6 (888) 423-7193.
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Old Jan 13, 2004 | 12:13 PM
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I think she wanted the chowder with out the condom...
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Old Jan 13, 2004 | 12:35 PM
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Holy shit...that actually happened? Too funny.
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Old Jan 13, 2004 | 01:14 PM
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what I want to know is, did she drip on the way to the bathroom?
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Old Jan 13, 2004 | 01:32 PM
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who cares about that..

I wanna know where the restuarant gets their fluffers from..
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Old Jan 13, 2004 | 01:35 PM
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and whether they drip!
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Old Jan 13, 2004 | 01:42 PM
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a good fluffer doesn't let it drip...
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Old Jan 13, 2004 | 01:43 PM
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that's why I need to know!!!
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