right now I'm

 

Right now, I'm stuck at the office until 5pm.

 

right now, i'm heading out to a bar

 

Right now I wish I was heading out to a bar...

 

Nothing like going to the bar at 3pm.

 

well if you see how my day is going, you would prob be at the bar before noon. i prob would have but i had to take care of stuff. 3hrs of drinking and i'm only buzzed. i think i'll go to another bar after i get some food. hopefully i can find someone to join me

 

I just get shitfaced at home... cheaper.

 

Although, watching the 22 year hottie bend over and grab a beer for you and you get to see her red thong is good.

 

With most of the waitresses around here, you don't want to see that.

 

My motto: The cuter the waitress/bartender, the bigger the tip.