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Old Feb 1, 2006 | 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by NikePenguin,Feb 1 2006, 09:57 PM
Lack of skating ability shouldn't hurt in fidning another one.
Right now I skate fairly well when I have skates on!!!!!
Old Feb 1, 2006 | 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted by shareall,Feb 1 2006, 07:05 PM
Right now I skate fairly well when I have skates on!!!!!
Then why can't you find another job?
Old Feb 1, 2006 | 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by NikePenguin,Feb 1 2006, 06:57 PM
Right now I'm saying I asked her "what if she was ugly?" She said "it doesn't matter, women get horny."
Old Feb 1, 2006 | 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by shareall,Feb 1 2006, 06:57 PM
Right now I'm glad I don't rent out the spare room in my house.
Right now why not?
Old Feb 1, 2006 | 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by BBY2KS2K,Feb 1 2006, 07:14 PM
Right now I'm saying I asked her "what if she was ugly?" She said "it doesn't matter, women get horny."
And men get drunk.
Old Feb 1, 2006 | 06:18 PM
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Right now I'm saying I'm not a drinker. It's too bad really, there were some pretty good looking girls looking for roommates who are okay with a male roommate.
Old Feb 1, 2006 | 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by NikePenguin,Feb 1 2006, 10:11 PM
Then why can't you find another job?
Right now because I'm not a skater by profession!
Old Feb 1, 2006 | 06:19 PM
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right now i'm

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Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs, to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer" to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, in cans, from taps, and in large "kegs."

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific-looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life savings, in a familiar scam known as "A Relationship." It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "Marriage." Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please forward this warning to every male you know. (And women with a sense of humor!) If you fall victim to this insidious Beer and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.
Old Feb 1, 2006 | 06:21 PM
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Old Feb 1, 2006 | 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by BBY2KS2K,Feb 1 2006, 10:14 PM
Right now why not?
Right now I like the idea of my own space. And so far I can afford not to have a roomie. Altho' I admit I'm too independent for my own good sometimes.



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