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Old Feb 10, 2006 | 12:21 AM
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The future is right now
Old Feb 10, 2006 | 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted by BBY2KS2K,Feb 10 2006, 01:17 AM
Right now I can't find the "Today I learned thread."
Right now bumped.
Old Feb 10, 2006 | 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by BBY2KS2K,Feb 10 2006, 01:20 AM
Right now I was going to post something I learned today from another officer in my department who is trying to hook me up with her daughter. I guess her daughter has passed all phases of our department's hiring process except the final interview. There's a really good chance she will be hired.
Is she a lesbian?
Old Feb 10, 2006 | 12:26 AM
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Right now no. Apparently she has some loser boyfriend who is 23, still lives at home and is currently unemployed and not actively seeking employment. I told the officer her daughter can be my roommate provided she payed the rent on time and walked around the house scantily clad. I also said I would take off another $50 if she cleaned, and yet another $50 if she walked around naked.
Old Feb 10, 2006 | 12:27 AM
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Right now she responded by and
Old Feb 10, 2006 | 12:28 AM
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Old Feb 10, 2006 | 12:29 AM
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Right now sexual harassment is .
Old Feb 10, 2006 | 12:47 AM
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right now Nicole
Old Feb 10, 2006 | 12:50 AM
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Right now, what she don't know ....
Old Feb 10, 2006 | 01:01 AM
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right now, will only piss her off more?



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