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Old Jan 7, 2006 | 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Jan 7 2006, 04:54 PM
Right now I sense the sex valve closing up.
right now you might want to consider purchasing a REALLY GOOD cook book...
Old Jan 7, 2006 | 12:57 PM
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Right now some good lube might be in order as well/
Old Jan 7, 2006 | 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Jan 7 2006, 04:57 PM
Right now some good lube might be in order as well/
right now a REALLY GOOD cook book and a lifetime supply of Crisco..
Old Jan 7, 2006 | 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by kgf3076,Jan 7 2006, 01:56 PM
right now you might want to consider purchasing a REALLY GOOD cook book...
Right now I think I'll just hire a maid. That should solve any issues I may have with my girl.



Old Jan 7, 2006 | 01:15 PM
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Right now I'm at the closing of the sex valve.
Old Jan 7, 2006 | 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by RichUK,Jan 7 2006, 05:15 PM
Right now I'm at the closing of the sex valve.
Right now we men might have the sex tool, but the dames control the sex valve.
Old Jan 7, 2006 | 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by BBY2KS2K,Jan 7 2006, 05:10 PM
Right now I think I'll just hire a maid. That should solve any issues I may have with my girl.



Right now I think the crisco would be cheaper....(or you might consider a 55 gallon barrel of Wesson oil...and invite a couple of close friends in)
Old Jan 7, 2006 | 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Jan 7 2006, 10:19 PM
Right now we men might have the sex tool, but the dames control the sex valve.
Right now, spot on.
Old Jan 7, 2006 | 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by kgf3076,Jan 7 2006, 02:21 PM
Right now I think the crisco would be cheaper....(or you might consider a 55 gallon barrel of Wesson oil...and invite a couple of close friends in)
Right now yes, but a Geo Metro is cheaper than an S2000. Sometimes you just have to put out a few more $$$ to get what you want.
Old Jan 7, 2006 | 01:57 PM
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Right now Jabobby puts out



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