Right Now Part V
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Right now there are people signalling right, turning left, and wondering why they got into a head-on collision.
Right now Needle Dick is bitching about the consistancy of Micky D's french fry quality....undoubtedly while scratching his bunghole. This will be the deepest thought (and perhaps the deepest scratch) he'll have all day.
Right now there are people leaving work to go home from here.....who won't make it home on the beltway until 6pm.
Right now, Jeff Foxworthy is answering fan mail from folks who write their "e's" backwards and couldn't find their way through a maze with a map.
Right now, lighting a match next to Ryan Seacrest's hair is the equivalent of lighting a match while standing next to a gas station pump.
Right now, there are people in the world who's sole purpose in life is to convince you that they are are better than you....even though they are completely wrong.
Right now my car is sitting in a parking lot, undoubtedly being shat upon by every friggin bird within 20 miles of said parking lot. This has been the case going on for two weeks now. You'd think I was rolling the car in egg and 4C bread crumbs every morning before driving here.....friggin birds...
Right now, I'm eating Cheetos specifically for their complete lack of any nutritional value.
Right now Needle Dick is bitching about the consistancy of Micky D's french fry quality....undoubtedly while scratching his bunghole. This will be the deepest thought (and perhaps the deepest scratch) he'll have all day.
Right now there are people leaving work to go home from here.....who won't make it home on the beltway until 6pm.
Right now, Jeff Foxworthy is answering fan mail from folks who write their "e's" backwards and couldn't find their way through a maze with a map.
Right now, lighting a match next to Ryan Seacrest's hair is the equivalent of lighting a match while standing next to a gas station pump.
Right now, there are people in the world who's sole purpose in life is to convince you that they are are better than you....even though they are completely wrong.
Right now my car is sitting in a parking lot, undoubtedly being shat upon by every friggin bird within 20 miles of said parking lot. This has been the case going on for two weeks now. You'd think I was rolling the car in egg and 4C bread crumbs every morning before driving here.....friggin birds...
Right now, I'm eating Cheetos specifically for their complete lack of any nutritional value.
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Originally Posted by Ledfoot,Apr 12 2005, 02:54 PM
Right now there are people signalling right, turning left, and wondering why they got into a head-on collision.
Right now Needle Dick is bitching about the consistancy of Micky D's french fry quality....undoubtedly while scratching his bunghole. This will be the deepest thought (and perhaps the deepest scratch) he'll have all day.
Right now there are people leaving work to go home from here.....who won't make it home on the beltway until 6pm.
Right now, Jeff Foxworthy is answering fan mail from folks who write their "e's" backwards and couldn't find their way through a maze with a map.
Right now, lighting a match next to Ryan Seacrest's hair is the equivalent of lighting a match while standing next to a gas station pump.
Right now, there are people in the world who's sole purpose in life is to convince you that they are are better than you....even though they are completely wrong.
Right now my car is sitting in a parking lot, undoubtedly being shat upon by every friggin bird within 20 miles of said parking lot. This has been the case going on for two weeks now. You'd think I was rolling the car in egg and 4C bread crumbs every morning before driving here.....friggin birds...
Right now, I'm eating Cheetos specifically for their complete lack of any nutritional value.
Right now Needle Dick is bitching about the consistancy of Micky D's french fry quality....undoubtedly while scratching his bunghole. This will be the deepest thought (and perhaps the deepest scratch) he'll have all day.
Right now there are people leaving work to go home from here.....who won't make it home on the beltway until 6pm.
Right now, Jeff Foxworthy is answering fan mail from folks who write their "e's" backwards and couldn't find their way through a maze with a map.
Right now, lighting a match next to Ryan Seacrest's hair is the equivalent of lighting a match while standing next to a gas station pump.
Right now, there are people in the world who's sole purpose in life is to convince you that they are are better than you....even though they are completely wrong.
Right now my car is sitting in a parking lot, undoubtedly being shat upon by every friggin bird within 20 miles of said parking lot. This has been the case going on for two weeks now. You'd think I was rolling the car in egg and 4C bread crumbs every morning before driving here.....friggin birds...
Right now, I'm eating Cheetos specifically for their complete lack of any nutritional value.
