Right Now XVIII
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From: Lumberton, NJ
right now i think yall are more than "just friends"
oh and its just a coinkidink that the name is jennifer i just noticed that
reminds me of this email my friend forwarded me:
HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER!
You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy
this one...
Brian invited his mother over for dinner.
During the course of the meal, Brian's mother
couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's
roommate Jennifer was.
Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a
relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and
this had only made her more curious. Over the
course of the evening, while watching the two
interact, she started to wonder if there was more
between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered,"I know
what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer
and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying,
"Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been
unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said,
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be
sure.
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mom:
I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle
from the house, I'm not saying that you "did not"
take the gravy ladle, but the fact remains that one
has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Brian
Several days later, Brian received an email back
from his mother that read:
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Jennifer, I'm
not saying that you "do not" sleep with Jennifer but
the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own
bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
oh and its just a coinkidink that the name is jennifer i just noticed that
reminds me of this email my friend forwarded me:
HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER!
You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy
this one...
Brian invited his mother over for dinner.
During the course of the meal, Brian's mother
couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's
roommate Jennifer was.
Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a
relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and
this had only made her more curious. Over the
course of the evening, while watching the two
interact, she started to wonder if there was more
between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered,"I know
what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer
and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying,
"Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been
unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said,
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be
sure.
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mom:
I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle
from the house, I'm not saying that you "did not"
take the gravy ladle, but the fact remains that one
has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Brian
Several days later, Brian received an email back
from his mother that read:
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Jennifer, I'm
not saying that you "do not" sleep with Jennifer but
the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own
bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
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From: Lake Stevens, WA
Originally Posted by YeloS2000ShowGrl,Apr 10 2007, 12:34 AM
right now i think yall are more than "just friends"
oh and its just a coinkidink that the name is jennifer i just noticed that
reminds me of this email my friend forwarded me:
HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER!
You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy
this one...
Brian invited his mother over for dinner.
During the course of the meal, Brian's mother
couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's
roommate Jennifer was.
Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a
relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and
this had only made her more curious. Over the
course of the evening, while watching the two
interact, she started to wonder if there was more
between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered,"I know
what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer
and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying,
"Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been
unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said,
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be
sure.
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mom:
I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle
from the house, I'm not saying that you "did not"
take the gravy ladle, but the fact remains that one
has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Brian
Several days later, Brian received an email back
from his mother that read:
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Jennifer, I'm
not saying that you "do not" sleep with Jennifer but
the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own
bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
oh and its just a coinkidink that the name is jennifer i just noticed that
reminds me of this email my friend forwarded me:
HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER!
You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy
this one...
Brian invited his mother over for dinner.
During the course of the meal, Brian's mother
couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's
roommate Jennifer was.
Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a
relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and
this had only made her more curious. Over the
course of the evening, while watching the two
interact, she started to wonder if there was more
between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered,"I know
what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer
and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying,
"Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been
unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said,
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be
sure.
So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mom:
I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle
from the house, I'm not saying that you "did not"
take the gravy ladle, but the fact remains that one
has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Brian
Several days later, Brian received an email back
from his mother that read:
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Jennifer, I'm
not saying that you "do not" sleep with Jennifer but
the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own
bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Right now that is funny ish.
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From: Lake Stevens, WA
Originally Posted by YeloS2000ShowGrl,Apr 10 2007, 12:34 AM
right now i think yall are more than "just friends"
