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Originally Posted by BBY2KS2K,Mar 6 2008, 08:36 PM
Right now home after a little road rage incident.
Some dickhead in a rasied 4x4 Ford F350 accused me of cutting him off (actually I was ahead of him and signaled with plenty of room to merge. He sped up the moment I tried to merge.) and we had a little exchange of words. Something like this.
Dickhead: "Hey prick, why don't you learn how to drive?"
Me: "What are you talking about?"
Dickhead: "You ****ing cut me off back there."
Me: "You mean that shit where you sped up just so I wouldn't have any room?"
Dickhead: "Why don't you pull over so I can kick your ass?"
Me: "Your going to kick my ass?" (in a condscending and sarcastic tone of voice)
Dickhead: "Nice convertible. Is that your girlfriend's car?"
Me: "Big truck small dick right?"
Now that I think about it I had my deparment issued 40 cal Glock 22 in the trunk with 46 hollow point rounds (3 magazines of 15 and one in the chamber) I wonder if I could somehow claim self defense if I put a couple to his head?
Some dickhead in a rasied 4x4 Ford F350 accused me of cutting him off (actually I was ahead of him and signaled with plenty of room to merge. He sped up the moment I tried to merge.) and we had a little exchange of words. Something like this.
Dickhead: "Hey prick, why don't you learn how to drive?"
Me: "What are you talking about?"
Dickhead: "You ****ing cut me off back there."
Me: "You mean that shit where you sped up just so I wouldn't have any room?"
Dickhead: "Why don't you pull over so I can kick your ass?"
Me: "Your going to kick my ass?" (in a condscending and sarcastic tone of voice)
Dickhead: "Nice convertible. Is that your girlfriend's car?"
Me: "Big truck small dick right?"
Now that I think about it I had my deparment issued 40 cal Glock 22 in the trunk with 46 hollow point rounds (3 magazines of 15 and one in the chamber) I wonder if I could somehow claim self defense if I put a couple to his head?
Glad it didn't get any messier!
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From: SJC
Originally Posted by BBY2KS2K,Mar 6 2008, 05:36 PM
Right now home after a little road rage incident.
Some dickhead in a rasied 4x4 Ford F350 accused me of cutting him off (actually I was ahead of him and signaled with plenty of room to merge. He sped up the moment I tried to merge.) and we had a little exchange of words. Something like this.
Dickhead: "Hey prick, why don't you learn how to drive?"
Me: "What are you talking about?"
Dickhead: "You ****ing cut me off back there."
Me: "You mean that shit where you sped up just so I wouldn't have any room?"
Dickhead: "Why don't you pull over so I can kick your ass?"
Me: "Your going to kick my ass?" (in a condscending and sarcastic tone of voice)
Dickhead: "Nice convertible. Is that your girlfriend's car?"
Me: "Big truck small dick right?"
Now that I think about it I had my deparment issued 40 cal Glock 22 in the trunk with 46 hollow point rounds (3 magazines of 15 and one in the chamber) I wonder if I could somehow claim self defense if I put a couple to his head?
Some dickhead in a rasied 4x4 Ford F350 accused me of cutting him off (actually I was ahead of him and signaled with plenty of room to merge. He sped up the moment I tried to merge.) and we had a little exchange of words. Something like this.
Dickhead: "Hey prick, why don't you learn how to drive?"
Me: "What are you talking about?"
Dickhead: "You ****ing cut me off back there."
Me: "You mean that shit where you sped up just so I wouldn't have any room?"
Dickhead: "Why don't you pull over so I can kick your ass?"
Me: "Your going to kick my ass?" (in a condscending and sarcastic tone of voice)
Dickhead: "Nice convertible. Is that your girlfriend's car?"
Me: "Big truck small dick right?"
Now that I think about it I had my deparment issued 40 cal Glock 22 in the trunk with 46 hollow point rounds (3 magazines of 15 and one in the chamber) I wonder if I could somehow claim self defense if I put a couple to his head?
