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Right now, take your tie off, tie it around your head like a headband, hide under your desk, and when your co-worker's ask, tell them you're, "Looking out for Charlies in the trees."
Right now wondering how it's possible that I can get a giant, deep paper cut across the end of a finger AND slam that same finger in a door within a matter of hours.