A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail,and then asks him "What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, and sexual proclivities. The customer is very impressed and thinks "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him "What's your IQ?" The man responds "About a 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts. Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks "What's your IQ?" The man replies "ah, 50, I think." And the robot says rrrrreally slowwwwly, "So............... ya voted for Bush again?"

 

 

 

 

> Albert Einstein is at a cocktail party, he runs into
> one man, and Albert asks "What is your IQ?"
> The man replies "190."
> Einstein says "Excellent, let's discuss the Grand
> Unified Theory as it applies to quantum gravity!"
> They talk for a while and Einstein moves on. He
> comes to a young lady and says "Hello, what's your
> IQ?"
> The lady replies "140."
> Albert says "Great, let's talk about current events
> as they relate to world politics and economics!"
> They talk for a while, and Einstein moves onto
> another guy.
> Albert says "Hi, what's your IQ?"
> The man stares back at him blankly and says "62."
> Einstein pauses for a second and replies, "So, how
> 'bout them Raiders?"

 

^^;;;

 

 

how bout them Raiders?!!

 

The robot wasn't smart enough to recognize it was the same dude?

 

[quote name='The Raptor' date='Mar 26 2007, 10:31 AM']A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has Al Gore bar-tending.