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Old Jun 21, 2003 | 01:55 AM
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So, I get home from work....walk up to my door...open the screen door......wap!!!! The f'ing screen door falls off the top hinge and hits me in the head. I have this huge gash in my head!!! The fock.. So I go to the emergency room...the line was 3 hours...so I go to another place..that doesn't take my HMO and I get fixed up....

Luckly I didn't need to be Frankinstein upped......Very close to needing them... but now I have a huge cut on my head and a bump to go along.

So, what do I do......I go get and that is what I am right now...****in drunk with a headache.....

I feel great!!!!!!!!

Ok....time to pass out.........talk to you guys later.
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Old Jun 21, 2003 | 08:19 AM
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Originally posted by Roku_F20C

Luckly I didn't need to be Frankinstein upped......

Even luckier you didn't have to go down on Frankinstein......
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Old Jun 21, 2003 | 09:23 AM
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Ouch... now make sure you make up a good story to tell to the chicks.
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Old Jun 21, 2003 | 10:09 AM
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"frankenstein upped"????
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Old Jun 21, 2003 | 10:29 AM
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Ouch... now make sure you make up a good story to tell to the chicks.

I told them I was masterbating and fell down...hitting the sink with my head....
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Old Jun 21, 2003 | 10:39 AM
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Originally posted by Roku_F20C



I told them I was masterbating and fell down...hitting the sink with my head....



seriously, that sucks Roku! I guess you bled alot to consider the emergency room.....
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Old Jun 21, 2003 | 10:38 PM
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seriously, that sucks Roku! I guess you bled alot to consider the emergency room.....
It wasn't gushing blood when it happened..but it looked deep and bleeding.........i didn't have to get stitches....but they glued it shut and taped me up...............


my head hurts like a bitch...and I haven't
my car in the last day now
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Old Jun 22, 2003 | 01:14 AM
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enjoy the pain while you can
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Old Jun 22, 2003 | 02:17 AM
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Old Jun 23, 2003 | 06:34 AM
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Originally posted by wicky
enjoy the pain while you can


Ill just have somebody hit me in the head...when the pain starts to go away.

and your ppd is 33.88 and your days on s2ki are 338...
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