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Roll over front versus Roll over back

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Old Sep 12, 2006 | 03:44 PM
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Well... Coffee beat tea, Coke killed Pepsi, Today show beat Good Morning America, Hamburgers are better than Hot Dogs, Dogs are better animals than Cats and TV is better than movies?

Saturday is the best weekend day over Sunday and pens eked out the edge over pencils.

How should toilet paper be mounted... from the top over the front or from the top over the back?
Old Sep 12, 2006 | 03:47 PM
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dammit jed you are pissing me off.
Old Sep 12, 2006 | 03:51 PM
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Is someone talking?
Old Sep 12, 2006 | 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by wicky,Sep 12 2006, 03:47 PM
dammit jed you are pissing me off.


1. No no no Vote

2. No bachelor choices

Bachelor choice 1: standing on the sink counter
Bachelor choice 2: standing on the toilet floor
Bachelor choice 3: standing on the back of the toilet tank
Bachelor choice 4: You just dropped a deuce, and realize that you need a fresh roll, which is in the cabinet in the hallway
Bachelor choice 5: You just dropped a deuce, and realize you have no TP in the house at all.
Bachelor choice 6: Kleenex
Bachelor choice 7: Paper towels
Bachelor choice 8: The Victoria's Secret Catalog. . .
Old Sep 12, 2006 | 03:59 PM
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Old Sep 12, 2006 | 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by problem_child,Sep 12 2006, 04:59 PM
pen



& 1st one that I have an answer for will go vote now
Old Sep 12, 2006 | 04:34 PM
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3 sea shells

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Old Sep 12, 2006 | 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Sep 12 2006, 03:54 PM
user posted blah blah blah
Is someone talking?
Old Sep 12, 2006 | 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by KenS2K,Sep 12 2006, 04:34 PM
3 sea shells
Is that the sea shell soap no one knows if they should use? I guess that would answer *that* question.
Old Sep 12, 2006 | 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by jedwards,Sep 12 2006, 06:27 PM
Is that the sea shell soap no one knows if they should use? I guess that would answer *that* question.
John Spartan: Look, I don't know if you guys know it, but you're... you're out of toilet paper.

Alfredo Garcia: Did you say toilet paper?

Lenina Huxley: Oh. They used handfuls of wadded paper back in the 20th...

John Spartan: I'm happy that you're happy, but the place where you're supposed to have the toilet paper, you've got this little shelf with three seashells on it.

Erwin: He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!

Erwin: I can see how that could be confusing.



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