Next time just him in the eye. THAT will get a reaction...

 

I used to poke fishes in the eye when I was a kid....... then I felt bad......

 

I had a buddy at my last job that actually lost an eye because someone jabbed him with a stick when they were kids...

Whenever we go out together I always say, "it's all fun and games until someone gets an eye poked out!"

 

"it's all fun and games until you get stabbed in the eye by your best friend"

ouch....