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Old Aug 29, 2006 | 08:07 AM
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This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School (California) staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about because they implemented a policyrequiring students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework.

The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough schoolwork to pass their classes.





The outgoing message:


"Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your
school.


In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member,
please listen to all the options before making a selection:





* To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1


* To make excuses for why your child did not do his work- Press 2


* To complain about what we do - Press 3


* To swear at staff members - Press 4


* To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed
in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5


* If you want us to raise your child - Press 6


* If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7


* To request another teacher, for the third time this year - Press
8


* To complain about bus transportation - Press 9


* To complain about school lunches - Press 0


* If you realize this is the real world and your child must be
accountable and responsible for his/her own behavior, class work,
homework and that it's not the teachers' fault for your child's
lack of effort:


Hang up and have a nice day!





If you can read this - thank a teacher!


If you are reading it in English - thank a veteran!

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Old Aug 29, 2006 | 08:10 AM
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Old Aug 29, 2006 | 08:19 AM
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Old Aug 29, 2006 | 08:26 AM
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If you're posting in all CAPS, thank VTECMOM.
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Old Aug 29, 2006 | 08:30 AM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Aug 29 2006, 12:26 PM
If you're posting in all CAPS, thank VTECMOM.
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Old Aug 29, 2006 | 09:56 AM
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wtf mike? did Raptor get ahold of your account?
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Old Aug 29, 2006 | 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Aug 29 2006, 08:07 AM
This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School (California) staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about because they implemented a policyrequiring students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework.

The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough schoolwork to pass their classes.

Is this true?
linky?
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Old Aug 29, 2006 | 11:21 AM
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nevermind, just found it. It's only partially true.
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Old Aug 29, 2006 | 02:15 PM
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If only I had gotten away with it during my tenure.
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Old Aug 29, 2006 | 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by wicky,Aug 29 2006, 01:56 PM
wtf mike? did Raptor get ahold of your account?
Hmmmmph I thought it was humorous.
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