The thing for me is, look, I understand that I'm in Lola....and Lola is not an S2000, but at least recognize that Lola is like that distant, older aunt that your S2000 rarely sees or speaks to.

She's not askin for Christmas cards here!.

 

What???

 

more like the shunned wicked half step sister

 

I'll have you know that Lola is quite happy with her modifications, putting down 235 horses to the floor....loud'n'proud. She might not be as pretty....she might be heavier....but she's still family.

Kelly: Jim, it's just a car!
Me: Lola's not a car! She's people!
Kelly: Jim she is NOT PEOPLE! She is a car! It's not like she has a soul or anything
Me: You obviously don't know what you're talking about...

 

Lola is people

 

I have had this conversation in a parallel universe somewhere

 

Heidi (Kelly's Volvo): He's just a person.
Lola: Jimmy's not just a person he's a CAR
Heidi: Lola...he's NOT a CAR!...He's just people! It's not like he has a soul or anything like that!
Lola: You obiously don't have a clue as to what you're talking about!

 

Dear Silver S2000:

I again would like to tell you, you're a btch and i hate you. Next time you cuss at me from the other side of the road, because i wave and you ignore me, so i flip you the bird, i will run you over in my big Dodge Ram 1500 Club Cab. You are not cool, and never will be. Come near me and I will be beat you down. Don't wave at me unless you happen to see me flip you the bird, so you will cuss at me, and i can run you down in my truck. Thank you for understanding that you're a selfish c-nt, and everybody else with an S2000 hates you.

-Sincerely,
Alley F.
(the yellow s2000 owner)

 

you sure it's the civic