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wow, can't believe i missed that..

 

i guess i'm not on the tip of my toes anymore

 

sofia, you sent mom a PM yet?

 

I just love the way the whole thing plays out....because it's always the same basic premise

*Jim walk's into John's house as he has done for 8 years, taking his shoes off before going upstairs so as not to get harped on by Mom. He goes up the stairs....to find Mom ironing bedsheets*

Mom: Sonny! Oh why don't you call first! The place is a mess!
Jim: Hey Mom! (hugs Mom and gives her a kiss) Oh don't be ridiculous, the place looks fine.
Mom: How are you?
Jim: Alright I guess.
Mom: and how is (raises eyebrows) Miss Kelly
Jim: (laughs) Kelly is fine...she's been trying to get over here to visit, but she's out with her mom today
Mom: And how are you two doing?
Jim: We're good.........(notices odd look on Mom's face).....What?
Mom:Well?
Jim: Mom...it hasn't even been a year yet!
Mom: So?
Jim: Oh God.....(walks into kitchen and greets John's father...)
Mom: Can I get you something to eat?
Jim: No thank you..I just had lunch
Mom: It's not a big deal
Jim: I just ate I'm pretty full
Mom: I have pie and cookies...i just made a ham last night.....How's about I make you a sandwich?
Jim: Really, Mom...it's okay....i just ate.
Mom: cookies?
Jim: Mom...no really----
Mom: we have ice cream (by now she is already taking stuff out of the fridge)
Jim: Mom...no....really! I'm okay
Mom: Milk?
Jim: huh?
Mom: We've got milk Jimmy.....would you like some milk?
Jim: Really Mom..I'm not hungry
Mom: (Sad look.....totally silence)
Jim: (Giving a deep, defeated sigh) What kind of ice cream?
Mom: (winks) You're favorite

 

I love the "It's not a big deal" line because I do it all the time

 

No, she will PM me when she's ready...why?




Jimmy....that is a riot!!! what kind of ice cream BTW?

 

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough

I swear that is the general conversation, every single time I go over there

 

Jim, I don't care how good you might be as an architect...you have TRULY missed your calling!!

 

All this talk of ice cream has me craving Coney Island Waffle Cone ice cream by Dreamery!