just what EVER he feels like putting in here

 

Thanks, Mom. I haven't felt this good since I stopped dating Ima Lima Bean.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Raptor
[B]Thanks, Mom.

 

hi Raptor. get to posting eh?!!

 

Hi Wicky.

Yeah, I once dated a girl named Ima Lima Bean in high school. She went to St. Mary's Academy. I think that was about the time I put the shopping carts through the Vons plate glass window and nailed the fat lady. A nice girl, but a little too religious for me. She was very sensitive about her name: "Just call me Ima, OK." She liked my Corvair. The relationship never amounted to much.



Oh, yeah, I ended up murdering her.



(Just kidding.)

 

SHOPPING CART STORY SHOPPING CART STORY SHOPPING CART STORY!!!!!!!! you know I love that one

 

I was a boxboy at Von's in Westchester. Cute little red apron. One Saturday afternoon I was collecting up shopping carts in the parking lot. I was headed for the back door of the store with a snaking train of 47 shopping carts. I lost control of em and they went right through a plate glass window and nailed an extremely obese lady, flattening her. Hold your thumb and index finger about 1/4 inch apart at arm's length. That's how close I came to being fired by the store manager, Mike Sweeney.

 

THE mike sweeney?????

 

Yeah, he was the store manager. He used to fall asleep in his truck in the parking lot. I think he liked the sauce. He seemed incredibly happy the day I quit.

 

maybe he was drunk and didn't know who you were....