Guess he's the LUCKY DOG

 

Did you hear the Slip UP from the announcer DUDE that referred to Jimmie as the 7 Time Indy winner?

 

Alex Bowman: 1st
Joey Logano: 3rd
Martin Truex Jr.: 5th

Uhhhh, I'll take it.

 

Apparently there was a 188 lap race yesterday, not 102. I enjoyed the 102 lap version but NASCAR stuck to their rules, like they're in charge or something, and I guess someone won but we'll never know who.

Dave: Kyle Busch, Bubba Wallace, Kyle Larson
Mom: Kevin Harvick, Denny Hamlin, he-who-shall-not-be-named
Brian: Joey Logano, Martin Truex Jr, Alex Bowman
Jefe: Chase Elliott, Austin Dillon, Aric Almirola
Mike: The rest (currently Michael McDowell, William Byron, Christopher Bell, Ryan Blaney)

Key:
Green = currently in Playoff spot
Purple = has win / in Playoff spot
Red = loser

Now 9 winners in 10 races, with 4 more guys you'd expect to get a W (Hahhhhvick, Kyle, Denny, Chase), along with another half dozen who've led laps and look to have enough speed to maybe get a win. Could be the first time having a win isn't enough?

 

Lord Lizard 500
Martin Truex Jr.: 31st
Alex Bowman: DNF
Joey Logano: DNF

Phew:

 

 

There was no NASCAR today, but soon.

 

 

Buschy McBuschfarce 400
Martin Truex Jr. 6th
Joey Logano 17th
Alex Bowman 18th

 

I'm just going to assume everything I read about the "race" today was a made up story by a 6 year old because there's no way it's reality