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Old Aug 8, 2003 | 03:09 PM
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Irish Coffee with Jack Daniels is really tasty.
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Old Aug 8, 2003 | 03:21 PM
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Originally posted by The Unabageler
I might have to start out with that one tonight, thanks!!!
I think the name is appropriate..... it is a very hairy drink...... be careful on the breath out..... hehehe, stay away from open flames.....
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Old Aug 8, 2003 | 03:30 PM
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Pizza. The cheese will help in the battle against the alcohol. Don't worry, you'll still lose like planned.

My big champion drinker secret: Regardless of how it feels, force yourself to drink at least 1 pint of water right before going to sleep. It will do wonders for you in the morning. Much of a hangover is side effects of dehydration.
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Old Aug 8, 2003 | 03:30 PM
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oh, and masturbate furiously.
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Old Aug 8, 2003 | 03:34 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by nexus
[B]Pizza. The cheese will help in the battle against the alcohol. Don't worry, you'll still lose like planned.
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Old Aug 8, 2003 | 03:35 PM
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Originally posted by nexus
oh, and masturbate furiously.
I have no problem with this
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Old Aug 8, 2003 | 03:43 PM
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stormtrooper sez "nexus is a pro drinker"
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Old Aug 8, 2003 | 03:43 PM
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Masturbating furiously always helps.
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Old Aug 8, 2003 | 03:54 PM
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yeah. you have any idea how hard it is to whore with one hand at work while you watch your back for incoming coworkers?
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Old Aug 8, 2003 | 03:57 PM
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Time to head to the bathroom...
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