Semi-Official Animals Doing the Nasty thread
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Semi-Official Animals Doing the Nasty thread
From my March '04 issue of FHM.
Whales - Males possess the world's largest genitalia - with a dork that grows up to 16 feet long and nuts that can weigh as much as 25 pounds each.
Manatees - Rampantly bisexual, males not only practice underwater fellatio on each other, but also engage in multi-hour gay orgies.
Weevils - Females store sperm from several dudes, allowing them to pop out young'uns whenever they feel lonely.
Penguins - Instead of a penis, males have a semen-spewing man-hole, which they rub against females. When they go gay, males will stick their tail into their partner's genital tract.
Sheep - Teams of males have been known to gang rape females - often beating them to death.
Mealworm beetles - Females give birth by inflating and bursting.
South African lions - Nature's nymphomaniacs, these animals have been known to do the nasty more than 150 times over 55 hours.
Crabs - It takes males 15 days to replenish their sperm supplies after busting a nut.
Sharks - Violent sex - which often includes savage biting - seems to translate into violent wombs. Before birth, these animals engage in intrauterine cannibalism, with strong fetuses eating the weak.
Deer - Since the tips of their antlers are very sensitive and stimulate the sex organs, males will masturbate several times a day by rubbing their horns in the grass.
Elephants - Males possess a punishing rod that's six feet of pure muscle - a necessary trait, considering it has to heft up a massive skin flap that covers the female cooch.
Bonobos monkeys - They are the only land animal known to do it facing each other in the missionary position.
Camels - Once impregnated, females will reject a male's advances by spitting at him.
Dolphins - Randy males will stick it in any number of inappropriate places - including eel wombs, shark snatches and dolphin blowholes.
Whales - Males possess the world's largest genitalia - with a dork that grows up to 16 feet long and nuts that can weigh as much as 25 pounds each.
Manatees - Rampantly bisexual, males not only practice underwater fellatio on each other, but also engage in multi-hour gay orgies.
Weevils - Females store sperm from several dudes, allowing them to pop out young'uns whenever they feel lonely.
Penguins - Instead of a penis, males have a semen-spewing man-hole, which they rub against females. When they go gay, males will stick their tail into their partner's genital tract.
Sheep - Teams of males have been known to gang rape females - often beating them to death.
Mealworm beetles - Females give birth by inflating and bursting.
South African lions - Nature's nymphomaniacs, these animals have been known to do the nasty more than 150 times over 55 hours.
Crabs - It takes males 15 days to replenish their sperm supplies after busting a nut.
Sharks - Violent sex - which often includes savage biting - seems to translate into violent wombs. Before birth, these animals engage in intrauterine cannibalism, with strong fetuses eating the weak.
Deer - Since the tips of their antlers are very sensitive and stimulate the sex organs, males will masturbate several times a day by rubbing their horns in the grass.
Elephants - Males possess a punishing rod that's six feet of pure muscle - a necessary trait, considering it has to heft up a massive skin flap that covers the female cooch.
Bonobos monkeys - They are the only land animal known to do it facing each other in the missionary position.
Camels - Once impregnated, females will reject a male's advances by spitting at him.
Dolphins - Randy males will stick it in any number of inappropriate places - including eel wombs, shark snatches and dolphin blowholes.
