Because you're short.









Should I pick up this new project or let someone else do it?

 

If you have too much on your plate, let someone else do it. Otherwise, go for it.


Why do Hebrew National hotdogs come in packs of 7? Nobody sells a pack of 7 hot dog buns.

 

Go watch JFK - the answers are all in there.

Should I be listening to more or less Art Bell?

 

Less... and more Charles Mingus.







Should I go to the department Christmas dinner?

 

I'm going to mine, if that sways you in any direction?


What direction are you looking at?

 

North as it happens.





Is zero a number?

 

Yes, it enumerates; although the value is nothing.

Should I go install these two filers I've got sitting in my cube?

 

If you have twice the time you think it will take.

(you're right. It's a weird concept though it you disregard your learned acceptance of 'zero'.)


Ben Folds Five or Billy Joel?

 

billy joel in a second .....they sold outa the damn club level seats for his concert here in nola also which pisses me off.....





should i just buy the 3rd level crap seats or wait and see if any club seats happen to open up and maybe miss my shot at seeing billy?

 

Buy the 3rd level and then scalp if clubs open up. There's apparently a lot of demand.

(Saw him in San Jose... great concert)







In general: Would you rather see a concert or buy as many albums as the concert costs?