Because he/she knows how much you hate it... yet he/she craves your attention.



Are you a :dog" or a person?

 

dog person all the way!



why is it that cat people can't be trusted?

 

because people are not born generally good natured like some people believe.




so since the mechanic has taken 22 days to fix my car (head gasket and warped head) should i ask for a discount, and if so how do I get one?

 

I suggest asking for 15%, and settling for 10%.





Did you know that we had snow in Orlando last night?

 

no I didnt...when was the last time yall had snow
its only snowed twice in the past 20 years in New Orleans and last year it was on Christmas Day which was pretty cool....



Did you know that the company that makes the pink flamingo lawn ornaments is going outa buisness

 

We have plastic Geese in our yard. Guess we should have supported the flamingo industry.





What do you have in your yard?

 

grass and trees and dog crap






who's ready for a day off tomorrow?

 

I've been off for almost 3 months. Only two weeks of vacation left before I have to go back to work.




What was your longest vacation?

 

like 4 days





anyone else work like a slave?

 

Pretty much my whole life.



Can you hear your coworker's conversations? Are they lame?