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Old Dec 27, 2006 | 11:26 AM
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Whichever one is easier to wrap in gaffer's tape.


So, what should I listen to this afternoon?
Old Dec 27, 2006 | 11:28 AM
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Your conscience.






If you hear it from the horse's mouth, would you be listening to a neigh sayer.
Old Dec 27, 2006 | 11:30 AM
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No, just Nancy Kerrigan.


Who's the bigger fool, the fool, or the fool who follows the fool?
Old Dec 27, 2006 | 11:34 AM
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I'm pretty sure you'd only hear, "Hay!"








Is this the pun thread?
Old Dec 27, 2006 | 11:41 AM
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Apparently






Are puns for children or groan-ups?
Old Dec 27, 2006 | 11:46 AM
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Tailors needle little something to catch the thread of a conversation.










Isn't this a little too easy?
Old Dec 27, 2006 | 01:25 PM
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I have not had anything to drink yet.



Has anyone seen the New Rocky yet?
Old Dec 27, 2006 | 01:52 PM
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Yes someone has.











Were you asking if *I* have seen it?
Old Dec 27, 2006 | 01:56 PM
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No, he was asking to see if anyone would give Stallone another buck.


Can I deduct buying a Tito Jackson album as a charitable donation?
Old Dec 27, 2006 | 02:25 PM
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Wells it's a selfless act but also a foolish one. So no.










Will Saddam be dead within the month?



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