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Old Dec 10, 2008 | 03:04 PM
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Hang around the gym and watch hot chicks work out - it'll elevate your heart rate. . . a little bit.

Should I go ahead and get this brownie out of the oven?
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Old Dec 10, 2008 | 03:20 PM
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Sure it'll do the body good.


Why does Dave hate Incubus so much?
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Old Dec 10, 2008 | 03:21 PM
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"Hate" is such a strong word. . . and Dave tends to have strong opinions. . . and body odor.

What's with the new Incubus album, and why does it suck less?
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Old Dec 10, 2008 | 03:22 PM
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Dave does not have body odor. Everything else is true though.
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Old Dec 10, 2008 | 03:24 PM
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I had to get a zinger in, lest I let down the spirit of this forum down.

You think Ganesh needs that new system now?
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Old Dec 10, 2008 | 05:00 PM
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only if it is tax deductible

Cereal or Mac&Cheese?
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Old Dec 10, 2008 | 05:12 PM
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Mac&Cheese - dump a can of chili and a few hot dogs in there too.

Should I bang another chick named Jenn?
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Old Dec 10, 2008 | 05:42 PM
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Chances are likely that you will since it was one of the most popular names of our generation.



How many Jen(n)s have you banged so far?
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Old Dec 10, 2008 | 05:45 PM
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Made out with several, banged only 1.

Speaking of which, you think my mojo might show up some time after New Year's?
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Old Dec 10, 2008 | 05:46 PM
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It's a new year. Anything's possible!


Have you bothered to make any New Year's resolutions?
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