Maybe buy them a date night package? Like gift certificates to dinner and a movie?
Or you could pick them up a couples massage package (but that can get expensive)?

Why can't I get motivated to tidy up the house?


Monica

 

Because you're on vacation.


Why don't you ask your DH to tidy it for you so you can continue to relax?

 

Good idea!!

Why do the chipmunks eat my strawberries before I can pick them?!


Monica

 

because they taste good... if i may make a recommendation, you have at least one big dog i've seen pics of... take some of his fur next time you brush him, and put it all around your strawberries (and anything else that gets eaten by rodents.) this works wonders for my parents in their herb garden.

why do i keep drinking coffee long after the morning tiredness has worn off?

 

oral fixation and force of habit








why is time non-linear?

 

Because the other axes are (linear).

What ever happened to Faye Ray?

 

I don't know.


Who's Faye Ray? :retarded:

 

I'm retarded as well.


Where is mina?

 

On a different continent.


Where the heck did I put Kitty's fake mouse toys?

 

Try searching behind the handle of vodka you've been nipping this last week.

Should I crack open that other bottle of Bordeaux despite the heat?